Wishing

I sat out on the hill with Winnie the Pooh.

Pooh said, "Oh, I wish I had some honey."

I said, "But you're a stuffed doll and have no needs for sustenance."

Pooh said, "A wish isn't a need. A wish is something your mind invents and shows you with great gusto and relish."

I said, "I wish I had a full head of hair."

Pooh said, "Great Expectations magazine said that the majority of women desire a bald man. A shiny head instills confidence."