Detour

I walked on water. I needed to get across the lake and time was of the essence. I didn't really think about it. But then someone taped it and put it on youtube and there was a big to-do.

Suddenly people were calling and asking me to teach them how to walk on water. I asked them if they needed to get across a body of water and were in a hurry. They said no. They wanted to be able to impress their friends.

I said a good way to impress people is to give them gifts. They got angry at me and hung up.