Making Money

I bought a machine that makes quarters. I thought, "I'm going to go crazy with this and become a rich man!" But after a couple of hours, and 7 quarters later, I was exhausted and stopped. I took the $1.75 and went to the store across the street and bought a Milky Way and Twix bar. I ate them and felt better. I thought, "Well, I'm glad that worked out."