2009 so far

Here's some of the interesting things that have happened in 2009 so far:

1. Beer no longer has alcohol. It was a mistake at the factory. The thing is people still got drunk so nothing was done about it.

2. The color green rose in value by .0007 cents. This caused the cost of plants to rise by a nickel.

3. Scientists discovered that time has been improperly set. It's actually 2010. Changes will be made but it might take up till this time next year for them to be implemented.