I was walking down an alleyway at Hofstra
University. I saw President Obama chain smoking next to a dumpster. Mitt
Romney came out into the alley and proceeded to eat a whole bag of
cookies.
I asked if they were nervous about the debate. They said no,
they'd been nervous since they were kids.
I said me too. I compulsively
started cracking my knuckles like a crazy man, and counted up to ten
repeatedly. Mitt put the cookie bag over his head and began sniffing for
crumbs. Obama lit and smoked ten cigarettes at one time.
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