A New Companion

I was driving down the road when I saw 2012 walking down the sidewalk.

I pulled over and said, "Do you need a ride?"

2012 averted its eyes and said, "I can't interact with anyone until 12 am January 1st.

I said, "But you're interacting with me right now."

2012 looked at me and said, "Where you going?"

I said, "I'm going to the movies to see War Horse. Do you want to come?"

2012 said, "Oh, my God, I really want to see that!!"