About Time

I saw 2012 nervously smoking a cigarette out on a street corner.

I asked what was up.

2012 said it was checking out the competition.

I said I thought each year worked together as agents of time.

2012 cried and said the pressure to be a better time was unbearable.

I took notes. I'm the keynote speaker at the Bettle Time Symposium in Stockholm next Tuesday. This is going to blow them away.