The Options Are Limited

While hiking in the desert, a rock said, "Hey!"

I said, "What?"

The rock said, "How come you don't say hi?"

I said, "I'm sorry. I get lost in my thoughts. That's why I come to the desert."

The rock said, "Still, it hurts my feelings."

I said, "I'm sorry."

I made a mental note to go back to walking on the treadmill.