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I was mining for gold in Flagstaff when I came across a worm.

The worm said, "What are you doing?"

I said, "I'm looking for gold."

The worm said, "You're off by six inches to the left."

So I dug the six inches and came across the gold mother-load.

I said to the worm, "Thank you so much!!"

The worm said, "You're going to feel differently when I tell you that gold is made from worm poop."