Which Do You Prefer?

I asked my indoor plant, Dicey, if she wished she lived outdoors. Dicey asked me to take her outside so she could see.

I set Dicey out in the front yard. A cat came over and peed on her. A bee molested her looking for nectar. A bird built a nest in her tiny limbs which slumped them to the base of her pot.

I asked Dicey what she thought about the outdoors. She said, "I love it!"