Snow Fight

I got into a fight with a snowman this afternoon. I feel like an idiot for letting him get to me. He said I was a pussy for wearing so many layers of jackets, sweaters and scarfs.

He was just wearing a hat. I can't believe I took the bait and said that it was easy for him to find fault with me when he's made of ice. Then I made fun of his carrot nose. That's when the snowman started to cry.

The bizarre thing was the tears didn't freeze. I figured it was something we had in common. I apologized.

The snowman started laughing at me and said I was a fool. That's when I kicked him over. Luckily I didn't feel badly about that.