Sunday, July 25, 2010

Mowing

I spent a lot of the day mowing my neighbors' lawns. I do this every 3rd Sunday of July. I mow 25 yards. It's my way of giving back. My neighbors love it.

The thing is, one of my neighbors doesn't mow his lawn all spring and summer as a way of getting back at me for the time I made a pass at his wife by accident at the summer block party of 2002. I drank 7 apple ciders and didn't know they were alcoholic and I saw her and I thought I said, "This is a fun party," but instead I said, "I'm a body landscape artist and I wanna prune your azaleas."

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