A Friend Visits Me

This morning I woke up in a sweat. My apartment was extremely hot. I thought that either my a.c. stopped working or my home was on fire. But it turns out that the Sun had come to visit me. We are friends from way back and it's always good to see my old friend.

The Sun was sitting on the end of my bed. The Sun said, "Here, these are for you."

The Sun handed me a bucket of ice cubes. I put the bucket upside down on my head and felt better.

I said, "What a nice surprise!"

The Sun said, "You are so funny, we spend everyday together."

I said, "I know, but I like seeing all of you."

The Sun said, "What are you up to today?"

I said, "I was thinking of going to a movie. Would you like to come?"

The Sun said, "What are you going to see?"

I said, "Chimps on the Moon."

The Sun said, "Oh, my God, I've been wanting to see that!"