Highlights!

I went to a fund-raiser for the zoo where I paid for a giraffe to give me a massage. Afterwords I found out the giraffe lied and took the money and went out and got drunk. The thing is, it was a great massage.

I got two-way glass for the window by my shower. One side you can see through, the other side is a mirror. I got it so I can look out the window naked as I shower, and people can't see in. But I installed the glass the wrong way and people saw me naked...I got to see me naked too!

I had a hard time walking through a blizzard. At one point I looked up and saw the Abominable Snowman. I waved. The Abominable Snowman waved back. It's good to make friends during tough times.