Oh Well

I got frustrated and threw everything I own into a fire pit. I watched it go up in flames. It was exciting to see the big conflagration.

But when the fire went out I felt pretty dumb. I thought, "What the hell was that about?"

Then I got distracted and entranced by the moon. I'd never seen it look so bright and shiny. I noticed it was looking at me. I felt happy for the first time in months.

The Moon said, "How's it going?"

I got nervous and said, "Um, it's all good."

God, I never say that. I still can't believe I get flustered by celebrities.