What I Use to Write These

This is what I use to write my Better Late than Dead blog posts. I find it helps me be more honest about what's going on because it's loud, ominous, and requires heft in order to type. I hand the finished paper to my assistant Burt. Burt then types it onto the computer. Burt thinks I'm a fool. But I'm paying him $18 an hour, so he readily completes the task.