Monday, October 13, 2014

Glacier

I hiked on a glacier.

The glacier said, "Could you please walk on me a little more gently?"

I apologized and took off my shoes. I tip-toed.

The glacier said, "No, you didn't have to go that far. Now I'm worried your that your feet will freeze."

Things suck when even your relationship with nature is dysfunctional.

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