Sun

I was walking along the lake. 

The Sun came down from the sky and walked alongside me. 

I said I was worried about getting a bad sun burn. The Sun said that it was looking out for me by holding back the majority of its rays. 

I asked how come the Sun was being so nice to me. 

The Sun said, "If you find a hundred dollar bill on the ground, you don't ask why. You pick it up and put it in your pocket."