I was washing the dishes when I felt the snap, pop and crackle of spontaneous time-travel about to occur. My kitchen disappeared as I fell back through the time tubes.
After free-falling for a few minutes, I slipped out of the tubes and landed in a hotel room. I discovered an overweight, drunk and high John Belushi laying on the bed in his underwear.
Belushi sat up quickly and asked who I was. I said that I was Brooks. He said okay then got out some cocaine and asked me if I wanted some. I said no. I said that my dad is a doctor and that he said the best way to get high with coke was to rub it on the bottoms of your feet. Belushi trusted doctors and did as I said. The best thing about this was when he got off the bed and walked across the carpet and left the white foot prints.
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