Fouled

A chicken and turkey were hanging out in my backyard. I went out back to see what was up.

I said, "What you are guys talking about?"

The chicken said, "We were discussing how both the turkey and chicken breeds spent thousands of years evolving their physiology to a state of tastelessness so that we would one day eliminate ourselves from the food chain. Yet we still find ourselves being a popular menu item all due to the unforeseen invention of gravy and sauces."