Change is Good

I took a walk through the graveyard.

A tree waved its branch at me and said, "Howdy, stranger."

I said, "Hi. Are you scared living in a graveyard?"

The tree said, "No, everything breaks down into mineral components and is food for me."

I said, "Yes, change is good. This morning I was reading a book which is re-designated tree pulp."

The tree said, "In the end, you'll be my lunch, or I'll be your next book."