Size Matters

I went to the ocean and sat at the water's edge.

The ocean said, "To what do I owe this honor?"

The ocean is extremely kind. I think the ocean is this way because it's so big and flexible that it never has anything to fear. Because I'm six feet tall, bigger things can land on me, I can fall into holes, or someone who is six feet two inches tall can make fun of how short I am.