Morning Meeting

This morning I was taking my bath when a porpoise came up to the surface. This had never happened before. There have been other creatures though. There was the beaver, the minnow, the platypus and the astounding lily pad.

The porpoise said, "Oh, I'm sorry to startle you."

I said, "I'll be okay. Do you have enough room?"

The porpoise said, "Yes, thanks."

I said,"What's it like to live underwater?"

The porpoise said, "I'm a huge fan of floating so it's great. What's it like to live on land?"

I said, "It kind of sucks. That's why I like taking baths."