I couldn't sleep. I got out my sleeping pills and took two. Nothing happened. I took more, but to no avail. I took a handful. Nothing. There were no more pills left in the bottle. I was so angry at my doctor for not prescribing me a higher dosage.
Then I realized I had mistakenly been eating Tums and figured now was a great time to order a pizza.
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