Revelation

I was addicted to bowling. I bowled everyday, sometimes three times a day. I even got an apartment that was across the street from a bowling alley. The thing that sucked about it was it didn't make me a better bowler. I still bowled, on average, 42 points. I signed up for classes, bought how to books, took up smoking, I even used the gutter ball preventer rail, but alas to no benefit.

I relaxed and stopped trying to fix it when I read a book by Professor Felix Henderson called "So What?" He said that we all have addictions. He confessed that his was for cheese.