Gratitude

I got up early and went for my annual thanksgiving walk in the woods behind my house. 

I felt grateful for my health, my family and my career. 

Just then I stepped in a bear trap. It hurt terribly. I tried to pull it off, but couldn't. Eventually the hunters who set the trap wandered by. They apologized and set me free. 

I was thankful.

Obligation

There are 213 turkeys hiding out in my basement. They've been there for a week. I can't believe I agreed to help them out.

Motivation

I had lunch with the ghost of Walt Disney. Walt said, "You need to think big. Life can't just be about getting a handful of likes on facebook." 

I said that I was born without ambition and am overwhelmed easily. 

The ghost of Walt said, "Life is wasted on the living."

Size

I'm just a spec in the universe. Sometimes though I end up in the eye of God and get some attention.

Lunch

I put everything I've done into a pot. I cooked it for two hours and it burned. 

I threw it out and figured I'd wait until I did some more things.

you do what you can

Sometimes I stay up past one in the morning. I go down to the lake. The lake has a hard time sleeping. So the lake is happy to see me.

Lou

I went for a walk with the ghost of Lou Reed. I said I like him, but I don't know many of his songs. 

Lou Reed said he liked me even though he never saw me wait tables.