Motor-boat

I went on the motor-boat ride with God at Disney-world. I told God I wanted to be the steerer. 

He said, "Okay." 

We came to the first turn, I turned right, the boat went right. I noted that I was a pretty good driver. 

God said, "Yep." 

Then there was a turn to the left. I turned left. I said to God, "Did you see that?" 

God said, "I did." 

Then we came to a crossroads where there was a turn to the left and right. I steered left. The boat went right. I got angry. 

God said, "I never get tired of this."