Gold!

I saw a rainbow! I couldn't believe my luck. 

I drove my car to the end of the rainbow. There was a pot of gold. I thought it was the best day of my life. I loaded the pot of gold into the trunk of my car. 

I drove my car to the 'Sell Us Your Gold' Store.' I went in, brought the owner out to my car, and opened my trunk. 

The owner said I was going to be a rich man. I concurred. 

I picked up the pot of gold. The owner remarked that it should be too heavy to lift. He grabbed a gold coin, unwrapped what turned out to be gold tin foil, and revealed a chocolate coin. 

I fell to the ground and cried. 

The owner said, "But it's chocolate!" 

I said he was right, and we spent the rest of the day happily eating all of the coins.