Dalai Lama

I visited the Dalai Lama at his apartment. He was on his computer. 

He got irritated and said, "Goddamn fuckin' piece of shit!!" He actually punched his computer. 

I suggested he take a break. 

The Dalai Lama said, "What are you even doing here?!" 

I said that he called and invited me over. 

The Dalai Lama smiled and said, "Oh, yeah, I forgot." 

That smile wins me over every time.