So Beat

I found Mitt Romney asleep slumped over a table and a half-eaten burger at McDonald's. I figured he was beat from all the campaigning. 

I threw Mitt over my shoulder and put him in a cab. I rode with Mitt to a Holiday Inn. I got Mitt a room, tucked him in, turned out the light, and left quietly so he could get a decent sleep. 

It's the least I can do since I won't be voting for him today.