Birds

I like to watch birds. However none were flying into my backyard for me to observe.

So I took the necessary steps. I bought and set up a birdbath and bird-feeder in my backyard.

A week went by and no birds visited. I got depressed and curled up in the birdbath and ate handfuls of seed from the feeder.

A vulture landed on the bird-feeder.

The vulture said, "This is great. I'll be first in line."