Seeking a Solution

I couldn't sleep. I got out my sleeping pills and took two. Nothing happened. 

I took two more pills, but to no avail. 

I took a handful. Nothing. 

There were no more pills left in the bottle. 

I was so angry with my doctor for not prescribing me a higher dosage.

Then I realized I had mistakenly been eating Tums and figured now was a great time to order a pizza.