Fishing

I fished at the water's edge hoping to catch breakfast.

A trout poked its head out of the water and said, “I wish you wouldn't do that. It’s dangerous for me. Plus I find it offensive."

I got up and walked back home.

When I got there, my wife said, "Any luck?"

I said, "No."

She could tell I was dejected.

She said, "Alright, who's up for pancakes?!!"