The Secret to Having Peace of Mind

I live next door to the Devil. The Devil's front yard is beautifully landscaped and was once featured on the cover of Better Homes and Gardens. 

My front yard is filled with weeds and an old rusty car and has been twice condemned by the city. 

I asked the Devil how I could be more horticulturally adept. The Devil said rather than imitate one another, we should celebrate our differences.