I came to the crossroads. I didn't know which road to take.
I stood in the middle of the road.
A truck was heading towards me. It honked. The truck got closer. The driver waved at me to get out of the road.
I stepped to the right into a pile of dog poop. The truck roared past me and covered me in dust. The handle on my suitcase busted.
Yeah!
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