The Situation

I fell off the side off a mountain. Halfway down, I caught a hold of a branch. I called out for help.

From up above, I heard, "This is God. I'm here to help."

I yelled, "Thank you, God."

I waited for about an hour and nothing happened.

I yelled, "God, what's going on up there?"

God said, "Don't rush me, I trying to figure out what to do!"