I was walking through the desert with my friend Pouka the armadillo when I stepped on a cactus needle that went into my foot.
I remarked on how much it hurt.
Pouka the armadillo said, "You should leave the needle in your foot. It's good zen training."
I pulled out the needle and then cooked Pouka the armadillo for lunch. It was the perfect noon-day snack!
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