The Hike

I went to a hiking meet-up. There were 14 other people there, one of whom was Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump.

As we hiked, Trump talked non-stop. No one else could get a word in.

I sensed that the other hikers were getting really upset. So I yelled that I saw a bear. Everyone fell to the ground and curled up into a ball.

Trump didn't hear what I said. He kept walking and talking by himself until eventually he was out of sight.

I told everyone that the bear was gone.