Revisting the Past

I took my time machine back to Jesus' birth.

I was surprised to discover at least another 1,000 time travelers in attendance. People were clamoring to get a good view with their camera phones.

All the ruckus made the baby Jesus cry. His mother threw a fit.

A guy next to me captured it on his iphone and said it was going to go viral.

I thought ill of his intentions. But I think that's just because I forgot to bring my phone.