Not There

I used to love the stars in the night sky.

But then I read in Chalmer's Science Digest that most stars are liars. They pretend to be there, but most died out long ago. Liars!

I took out my anger by yelling at my dog Rexy.

My dog Rexy understood what was going on and said, "Life's like those hamburger photo ads that never look like what you're served."