My Good Idea

I was low on funds and got the great idea to take my time machine back to the Netherlands 1889 and the home of Vincent Van Gogh, and buy all his paintings.

I gave Van Gogh 800 francs, and bungee corded them to the top and sides of my time machine, and came back to the present day.

I brought them to a high end art dealer in Manhattan. She said she'd never heard of Van Gogh and asked me to leave.