Vegas

I was feeling restless and went to Vegas to gamble. 

I won $10,000 playing blackjack. But I still felt antsy. 

So I drove out into the desert till my car ran out of gas. I got out of my car and started walking. 

I couldn't see where I was going and walked into a cactus. 

I apologized at the same time as the cactus. We simultaneously asked if the other was okay. We both laughed. 

I said I felt good for the first time in a while. 

 The cactus concurred saying it had been feeling lousy since a flicker had burrowed in its trunk.