I
was bored and took my time machine back to a few minutes before
President Lincoln's death. I sat next to the President at Ford's
Theater.
I told him that I was from the future and he was about to be
killed. Lincoln asked what he should do. I said he should start acting
all crazy.
The President stood up, dropped his pants, started drooling,
and began cackling like a chicken.
Suddenly John Wilkes Booth appeared,
gun drawn. Booth was disgusted and left.
The audience was shocked at
Lincoln's actions and the next day he was declared insane and had to
resign the presidency.
I apologized to Lincoln.
He said he forgave me
because he was alive.
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