God
stopped by today and asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
I tried to
pretend I was humble and said I didn't want anything.
God one-upped me
and said, "Okay."
I quickly said that I wanted a box of Cap'n Crunch
cereal.
God smiled, took his hand from behind his back, and held out a
box of the Cap'n and said, "I know."
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