OW

I went to the wishing well. I tossed in a quarter.

The wishing well yelled, "OW!"

I said that I was sorry, I didn't mean to hurt it.

The wishing well said, "Be a little more careful next time."

I felt like an idiot and went home.

Not long after there was a knock at the door. It was the wishing well.

The wishing well said, "Why did you leave so suddenly?"

I said I felt badly.

The wishing well said, "Dude, you're too sensitive."