I went to the casino. I put a dollar in a slot machine. I lost. I was depressed.
The slot machine said, "Duder, really, it only takes a dollar?"
I said yes.
The slot machine looked around and then gave me my dollar back. I thanked the slot machine and put the dollar back in. I lost. I was more depressed.
The slot machine said, "I could do this all day."
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