Well Suited

I went for tea with NRA spokesman Wayne LaPierre.

After a few minutes Wayne asked why I wasn't drinking my tea. I said that I prefer Slurpees.

Wayne asked me, "How come we're not at 7-11?" I said I thought that he liked tea.

Wayne said that may be the case, but it's important to ask for what you want.

I said that I was intimidated by his gun. He suggested I get a gun so I could feel more confident.

He's good.