I Remember

I got pulled over by a police officer. I asked what was the problem. The cop said that he was singling me out because I was the only one going the speed limit. He figured I must have been hiding something.

I thought about it. Then I remembered. I confessed to the police office that I stole a candy bar from 7-11 when I was two and a half years old. I was there with my mom. She saw one of her friends and they started talking. I wandered over to the candy aisle. I saw a Milky Way bar and I opened and ate it.

I told the police officer I didn't realize that I was stealing the candy bar. I didn't know about money at the time, and how it's used to trade for things. I was under the assumption that everything belonged to my mom which she then left out for me to eat.