Everyone's Got a Job

I got a summer job of laying hot tar on rooftops. I was feeling miserable in the 100 degree heat of the sun and the fumes from the smoky tar. 

God appeared out of nowhere. I asked God for help. 

God said, "See the job, do the job, stay out of the misery." 

I said, "It's easy to give that kind of advice when your job is the motivating energy of the Universe." 

God said, "Well said."