Being Open to New Opportunities

Mitt Romney asked me to be his Vice-Presidential running mate. I asked if it would be okay if I still wrote my comments on facebook. He said as long as what I wrote encouraged people to vote for our ticket. 

So, here it goes: I had lunch with the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln ordered cheese fries. I chose a salad without dressing. Lincoln asked why the diet. I said I wanted to keep my figure so I would stay alluring to voters. 

Lincoln took off his stove pipe hat. Suddenly Lincoln was a 350 pound man. He said it's all in the hat. 

I ordered the hat through my phone, then asked our waitress to add a chocolate shake, 2 orders of fried cheese soup, and a moose steak. Romney/Palmer 2012!